1. less curious on tuesdays
2. favorite quantom theory: time travel
3. biggest pet peeve: when humans act like cats
4. number 2: one word...harness
5. all he wanted for christmas: thumbs
6. all he got: stupid toys
7. favorite color: his color
8. favorite breath smell: his humans
9. favorite death metal band: spine shank
10. favorite crushed bug: stink
11. sometimes at night he pretends he's a pharoh
12. dont know birthday
13. claims he lost his front claws to interagation
14. claims socks was the best cat weve ever had in office
15. views being "cute" as masculine
16. doesnt like it when people bring up his achne
17. lived in a car for 2 weeks
18. doesnt know that his human cant speak his meowing language
19. sleeping makes him tired
20. has licked almost everything
21. swears he met dolly parton in Hedgesville
22. Really wants to see that Benjamin Button movie!
23. has a bowl of ceral and 2 cups of coffee every morning
24. beleives in greek mythology
25. owns a ferret
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7 years ago
3 comments:
YESSSS!!! I was hoping someone would do this, but I decided it was too weird for me to do it. You pull it off though, you with your humor. Hilarious.
Hilarious. One of the funniest things I've read in a while.
Wow! thanks guys! I am funny. I knew it!
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