the old dog (Wild Beasts)

Casual sex with a hard up thug
shifting good time drugs and...

A human is hauled
from the wombs
wired jaw.

We are liberal
and
We are civil
and
Life is futile

Darling I regret there's
life in the old dog yet

25 random things about my cat

1. less curious on tuesdays
2. favorite quantom theory: time travel
3. biggest pet peeve: when humans act like cats
4. number 2: one word...harness
5. all he wanted for christmas: thumbs
6. all he got: stupid toys
7. favorite color: his color
8. favorite breath smell: his humans
9. favorite death metal band: spine shank
10. favorite crushed bug: stink
11. sometimes at night he pretends he's a pharoh
12. dont know birthday
13. claims he lost his front claws to interagation
14. claims socks was the best cat weve ever had in office
15. views being "cute" as masculine
16. doesnt like it when people bring up his achne
17. lived in a car for 2 weeks
18. doesnt know that his human cant speak his meowing language
19. sleeping makes him tired
20. has licked almost everything
21. swears he met dolly parton in Hedgesville
22. Really wants to see that Benjamin Button movie!
23. has a bowl of ceral and 2 cups of coffee every morning
24. beleives in greek mythology
25. owns a ferret

new meds

So i just started this new medication for my anxiety and just like the last stuff i took, it makes me a little punchy. Like i could just burst into a sprint at any time. This may be nice if a) i were able to sleep well, and b) the other side effect wasnt general disatisfation with everything. Going to work is a huge effort as is going to bed. Im worried about my job performance and feel guilty for everything. Being recently single is not helping anything either. Hoping things happen is nerve racking.
Im sure it will get better, but as for now i just want this week to be over!

sad night

Tonight i broke up with a really nice girl. She had more of what i wanted in a girlfriend than anyone id ever met. But as it turns out, theres no accounting for chemistry. After 3 months of trying to make it work, I gave up.

1 4 the road

ok, turns out all this is frances's humor, but sooo funny!

This particular sense of humor is from france..s that is!